2006
    rankings
    pictures
    video (pukey)
2005
    pictures/story
2004
    The Origin
    The first real Peeps Club took place one gloomy April night in the parking lot behind the Dollar Tree. It was pretty sweet, and we videotaped most of it, except Melissa has been holding the footage hostage for over a year despite my pleas and offers of cash and cookies. I know it takes time to edit and do, but I am willing to help, or to at least just take a couple odd clips and not make you mess with the whole giant video. So bug her about it. Free Peeps Club!

    But yes, since there was a video camera present, we found it unnecessary to take many pictures. The scant few (exceptionally crappy) photos have been sitting on my hard drive for many a month, most of which Kerry has insisted not go public since they are of him and very bad.


    Special Guest TJ, ex-programmer from Rockstar (he did some work on GTA3 and Vice City; GTA3 dude is modeled after his brother). He had a R* cap and a really sweet Pogo the Monkey t-Shirt from his time there. Now he was roaming Galt in search of new frontiers of censorship to push. If there's any Peep-Eating games in the future, we know who's behind it.

    In the background are lights from an actual police car; no, TJ did not somehow elevate our police rating with random violence, we got NARCed on by Raley's. Two squad cars actually came to investigate our contest. One officer whipped out his bulky flashlight/blugeoning device and proceeded directly to the box full of Peeps, which he peered into investigatively. I really wanted to take a picture of this, but the cop was not receptive to my request and I didn't feel like getting arrested for something any stupider that night. They eventually found that we weren't up to anything too dangerous: "We got a report of juvenilles drinking. They didn't say they were drinking soda."


Kerry looks like a dork in this pic. He made me promise not to put it on the internet.


Tommy smiles, Kerry coughs.

*** Insert Contest Here ***

    David allegedly ate a large dinner and dropped out early. The herd slowly thinned down. Ken got to second, but puked. Kerry was offered a special prize by TJ if he could make it to 50, and the nifty Japanese Akira thing was soon his.


Kerry wins the championship


Kerry really made me promise not to show this on the internet.


David performs his loserly duty by tossing the puke bucket Ken filled into the dumpster. You're such a loser, David.